It’s been said that there is nothing sadder than seeing Justin Bieber cry. His big doe-like eyes glossy with salty pain sauce, His sweet, full lower lip quivering as the most pathetic little whines slip from his hungry mouth… It’s enough to make you wanna kill yourself (or jack off).
So imagine the scene as Bieber’s wife Hailey discovered “The Biebs” crumpled into a ball whimpering into his Tool shirt! What caused all this you say? Well it all started when Bieber posted Tool lyrics online & asked if any of his fans knew who the band was. Of course they wouldn’t because Bieber’s fans are mostly lobotomized zombies who view Bieber’s newer music as “deep”. When it was brought up to Maynard that Biebs was a fan, he showed a ton of class by ignoring any urges he had to eviscerate the pop tart & simply replied: #bummer.
The news must have sent the mentally fragile Bieber into a shame spiral, because Hailey Bieber has had ENOUGH! Being a member of the Baldwin family, Hailey clearly knows no shame & proved so by scolding a grown-ass man for making her hubby sad!
“He expressed he was a fan of your music. Grew up listening to your music. You must be unhappy with yourself that you want to make people feel small who express their admiration for you. Very childish and hurtful thing to do. I hope u find security within yourself. Sad place to be”
Ironically, the very lyrics that Bieber quoted before being driven back under his wife’s skirt could apply to her obviously passive aggressive shaming.
Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been outta your head
Eye hole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead
Maynard has yet to respond, but if he does. we’ll get you the update!